My nomination: Vanilla Ice's "Play That Funky Music"
'Now you’re amazed by the VIP posse
Steppin’ so hard like a German Nazi'
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I'm an ELP fan but this line from "Still…You Turn Me On" I always thought ridiculous
Every day a little sadder
A little madder
Someone get me a ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGS54WCARw&t=114s
I’m slim shady yes I’m the real shady all the other slim shadies are just imitating
share"Quest For Fire" by Iron Maiden. Just utterly bad.
Which is a shame since Steve Harris is usually a better lyricist than that.
nickleback
"Never made it as a wise man/I couldn't cut it as a blind man stealing/Tired of living like a blind man/I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling."
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. It sounds like a 12 year old wrote it:
Alright
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place, and now you got your freak-me out
Scream so loud, getting fucking laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, ah
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Get the video, fuck you so good
Get the video, fuck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on
Baby girl, you want it all
To be a star, you'll have to go down
Take it off, no need to talk
You're crazy, but I like the way you fuck me
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, you're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on
You're crazy, but I like the way you fuck me