Happy International Tell a Lie Day!
https://nationaltoday.com/tell-a-lie-day/
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I can't take credit for this because it's actually a real day. Or are you lying?
shareYou are my hero and I base my life on your teachings.
shareYou are such a HUGE CUNT
shareI only accept insults in the form of a rap. Please write a proper rap and I will consider it.
shareI smoke a blunt and punt your cunt in the end zone. Stop trying to break free from my friend zone! You’re insane Holmes!
shareWeak. 4/10. Try again.
shareTry again until YOU cry again. Big baby boy you better watch out or you gonna die again? POW pow, t’es mort! Encore? Très fort, va jouer dehors before I deck your halls
shareYawn. Needs more work.
shareSapalamanagapana, ragalapanamastamanama, rabahadastraka tek tek trek, wek wek wek
shareThis is your best one yet!
shareKnew you’d say that!! Called it!!haha!
shareDarn it! You know me too well.
shareDon't listen to him. That's plagiarised.
shareYO...ALLABY...BIG MAN IN THE SWEATER...WATCHING HALLMARK...GETTING HIM WETTER...CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON A MAN WITH CRITERIONS...MORE DANGEROUS THAN 80'S MOVIE VILLAIN SYRIANS...SO IN CONCLUSION AND WITHOUT DELUSION...IF YOU EVER SEE THE MAN THAT GOES BY ALL & BY...GIVE THAT FUCKER A GREAT BIG HUG FOR ME...BUT DON'T TOUCH HIS DICK OR HIS BOOTY...THOSE BELONG TO KOWALSKI.
WORD.
That's epic! The funny part is that I am literally watching a Hallmark movie on dvd right now (no joke)!
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I AM WATCHING FLED WITH FISHBURNE AND A BALDWIN.
I haven't seen that one. I finished the one Hallmark movie The Convenient Groom and am now watching another Hallmark film called All Summer Long.
shareI WILL WATCH HALLMARK IF IT IS A GOLD CROWN RELEASE OR IT HAS SOMEONE I LIKE IN IT...IF I FIND A DISC THAT IS.
shareI've seen 212 Hallmark movies by my count. I have 59 of them on dvd:
https://letterboxd.com/steveallaby/list/my-hallmark-collection/
And here I thought you were advocating a "cooling off period".
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