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My wife

posted a year ago by Bloodshot77 (10670)
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I'm starting this thread to share with you all the mind blowing words of wisdom my wife has blessed me with tonight. I will try to update this thread. Don't hold me to it, though. I get bored easily.

So tonight I made her watch the movie Barbarian 2022. She said it was one of the stupidest movies she has seen. I'll make her watch Tusk tomorrow.

Signed, million man.

[–] April-151-CT (10210) a year ago

I concur.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

Stay tuned for more wisdom.

Signed, million man.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

Oh oh. I forgot the best part. She said Justin Long is our age and looks like shit. Wait till she sees him as a walrus.

Signed, million man.

[–] April-151-CT (10210) a year ago

Yeah he's definitely not aging well for sure. He went from kinda cute dorky looking to ewww.

[–] samoanjoes (52979) a year ago

If she didn't like Barbarian, she ain't gonna like Tusk.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

I'm counting on it.

Signed, million man.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

We were watching All Quiet On The Western Front and my wife was crying at the end. I said to her that you must have known all the young soldiers were going to die. She told me to bug off.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

You have time for a wife? Just teasin ya

Signed, million man.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

i also have a job.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

I don't believe it. Show me your pay stubs.

Signed, million man.

[–] rex (2849) a year ago

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[–] [deleted] a year ago

shockingly.

[–] rex (2849) a year ago

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[–] RoboReCop (2878) a year ago

May I suggest 'Crash' (1996)?

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

Maybe. It's hard for me to get her to watch movies. She always protest till like 30 min into it until it catches her attention from her phone. But if we watch it I will report on it. Just don't tell her. Shhhh

Signed, million man.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (73540) a year ago

I really liked The Descent (05) so I stupidly thought to replay it for my wife and she was teary-eyed and very pissed off at me afterwards. Do not play this for your woman if you are looking to get lucky later on in the evening!

[–] Bloodshot77 (10670) a year ago

😆

Signed, million man.

[–] xanthas (3215) a year ago

No, you should watch "Love Actually" together.

[–] StoneKeeper (22737) a year ago

Although Indate both movies 6/10, Tusk is LESS stupid than Barbarian.

At least it doesn’t play with the viewer’s patience.

[–] rex (2849) a year ago

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[–] InquiringMind (2272) a year ago

I told my wife she was getting too fat, she said 'I'm not fat, I'm just curvy,' I said 'honey, curves aren't supposed to have their own zip code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aC-9wvsP4w
Zing!