AS WE ALL KNOW...KOWALSKI IS THE COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER IN ATTENDANCE...WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE A LOT MORE THREADS AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT KOWALSKI...GOOD OR BAD...AS LONG AS THEY ARE ABOUT KOWALSKI...WE NEED THEM...STAT!
shareI've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas on how to improve this site:
1. Kowalski needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Kowalski hasn't yet posted in a topic, all the other users should be asking: "Where's Kowalski?"
THOSE ARE EXCELLENT POINTS...I THINK THEY SHOULD BE ADOPTED INTO THE MOVIECHAT GUIDELINES IMMEDIATELY.💪🏾
shareI propose a motion that hence forth, all of Kowalski's posts should not only be in all caps, but that the letters should be in bold.
Who here seconds the motion?
OOOH BABY...I WOULD SO DIG THAT!
sharePretty good idea right?
shareIT REALLY IS.
shareSo are you going to use it? I want to see it in action. You should try it out for size, like you are trying on a new suit. Just see how it feels. If it doesn't feel like you, then take it off. But if you like your new threads then become your new self.
shareTOO MUCH EXTRA FORMATTING BULLSHIT
shareI don't know, I kind of like it. It stands out a lot more than just using caps.
And come on, all you have to do is add a b to the beginning and the end. It's not that much work. I use formatting all the time for everything from blockquotes to italics to boldness. I think it makes the posts look more elegant.
See? I knew you guys could see eye to eye on something...
Signed, million man.
Oh absolutely. I thought I was being helpful, and he even acknowledged that I was. So I thought we might be turning the page here. But nope! As soon as I made a post on another thread, there was Kowalski, the great intellectual, insulting me by calling me an imbecille. I was stunned by his razor-sharp wit. His verbal acuity is quite something to behold. I was left speechless.
shareI read that thread and was highly entertained. To be fair you gave it right back. It's all in good fun I tell myself.
Signed, million man.
Yes, I enjoy it very much. i enjoy writing and trolling. I like it when I have an opportunity to write something interesting while having a conversation/battle with people, especially when it gets spicy. When you are writing an essay, you already know what you're going to say, but having a duel on the internet keeps you on your toes. It's fun and entertaining for others, as you yourself said.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-l6tHeseDY
I'm guessing you're in your twenties
Signed, million man.
No, I wrote my A/S/L on another post. I think it was to you.
A/S/L = 40/M/Chicago
How about you?
I remember Chicago. I'm 45/M/VA
Signed, million man.
Did you live in Chicago?
shareNo I remember you saying you lived there.
Signed, million man.
Have you always lived in Virginia?
shareNo. But I've been here since early 90s
Signed, million man.
I arrived in Chicago in 1987. Before that I lived in Poland.
I've been living here ever since. I lived all over the city and the suburbs. Most recently I lived in Oak Park, IL., a pretty famous suburb of Chicago. Now I live in the city. I like it here, but I'm thinking about moving back to the suburbs. It's not as convenient, but it's nicer and more quiet.
We need more conversations about how hard we should smash Kowalski's head into a post and who should go first.
shareI SECOND THIS.☝🏾
shareYeah you do.
shareIF THE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT ME...IT CAN'T BE BAD.😘
shareYou sound like a narcissist. It's likely that you have a personality disorder.
shareARE YOU NEW?...OCD,ADHD AND A TOUCH OF THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM...I MAKE NO SECRET ABOUT MY ISSUES.
shareSo we got a narcissistic neurotic autist with a personality disorder. That explains a lot.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no stranger to issues myself. I too have OCD, ADHD, clinical depression, severe anxiety, and PTSD.
But you don't see me writing in all caps and acting like a fucking retard.
Maybe you should seek treatment bruh.
I am in treatment. Maybe if I had untreated mental illness like you, I would be writing in all caps-lock too.
YOU ASSUME I AM NOT TREATED...YOU ARE CORRESPONDING WITH THE TAME VERSION OF KOWALSKI...THE KOWALSKI WHO WAS UNTREATED HAD A DIFFERENT NAME HERE AND HE IS BANNED...THE MODS WERE NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE THIS ME A SECOND CHANCE.
shareLord have mercy, if this is the tame Kowalski, I would love to see the untreated one. That would have been a trip.
Out of curiosity, what were you banned for?
ASSHOLE POSTS THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO SOME OF YOUR "LINE PUSHING COMEDY"
shareWell, line pushing is where it's at. You don't want to go so far over the line that you are an asshole, and you don't want to be so under the radar that you're not interesting.
Also, the thing that makes my posts good is the writing style, not being an asshole. Being an asshole just gives it a little flair and a little spice. But it's about what you say and how you use your words that is interesting.
This is mind blowing.
Signed, million man.
See, I knew I could crack this nut.
shareGROSS.
shareYou dirty dirty man.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
*I'm wagging my finger at you*
WHY IS YOUR FINGER BROWN?😲
shareTalk about gross.
What is wrong with you Doofy?
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-cpiFyHJU
AT LEAST MY FINGER ISN'T ALL "MUDDY".🙂
shareWhat you do with your finger is your business bruh. If you want to play with your dookie dungeon, it's fine by me. Whatever floats your boat. No judgment.
I BUILD LITTLE RACE CARS OUT OF MY POOP!...I'M MAD I TELL!...MAD!
shareIs it something you do even with the meds and therapy, or are you talking about the other Kowalski, the Mr. Hyde to your Dr. Jekyll?
shareIT'S SOMETHING STEVE BUSCEMI SAID AS THE MAD HATTER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKETCH TWENTY YEARS AGO.
shareDo you have the clip?
sharehttps://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-madder-hatter/2870441
shareThe player didn't work in my browsers.
However I tracked down the entire show here:
https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-23-e-17-steve-buscemi-third-eye-blind
This player works.
This is the full show. The skit starts at around 12 min.
Be careful friend, I have been admonished by the moderator for violating rule #2 (Content that threatens or advocates for harm on oneself or others, or otherwise violent content). Like you, I too like to get a little spicy when slaying retards on the internet. But as result I have been given a final warning and threatened with banishment. Oh my. :(
shareI'm not sure they'll take "advocation" seriously.
shareI don't know, that Moderator5 seems to be a little sensitive when it comes to violence. A few of my posts that "advocated violence" were jokes and satire and they were still nuked.
I'm not sure they'll take "advocation" seriously.