A bidet seems worth it.

I've tried a poo gun. It's a hose with gun trigger.

They are a blast

I JUST PAY MY NEIGHBOR TO HANG OUT NEXT TO MY TOILET WITH A SUPER SOAKER. NOEMOJI

It definitely is. The portable ones that fit under your toilet seat are only $25-$30 and worth every penny. And very easy to install. 👍👍👍👍

It'll never happen in my house. It would be too much $work$ to have warm water. There's no way I would put up with ice cold water during a Minnesota winter.

I have questions but I'm not going to ask them.

wouldn't you pants get wet?