I’m bartender - General Discussion Discussion

[–] db20db (16573) 4 years ago

This reminds me of the time a guy told me he wasn't a Christian but instead, a Roman Catholic. ;)

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’m doing a shot

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

What if I would prefer a Pepsi because I dislike cola?
Can you add ice but not with so much water??

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Can I see your ID

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

I'm working deep undercover, I have no ID...in fact they made me burn off my fingerprints for this gig

Make that Pepsi extra icy barkeep!

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

You can have an rc cola or whatever the generic wal Mart one is

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

Fine!
Don't expect a tip😤

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

You’re lucky you can even get service here

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

I'd like to speak to your manager

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Sure . You want the left fist or the right one

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

Umm...Whichever one is not the fist of death

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Left

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[–] AndyKing1967 (35095) 4 years ago

We can start with a few scoops and hit the shots later - Sliánte!

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[–] db20db (16573) 4 years ago

He should be sipping on a Flaming Jesus but I understand a quick, inconspicuous shot because he's on duty.

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

Moscow Mule. Keep em coming until I appear to have died.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Coming right up ! I even got the giant metal mug thing

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

Nice. Those copper mugs really add to the presentation and complete the drink.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Thank you . What a nice thing to say . Shakes the tip cup at you .

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

I’m tipping at least a dollar or two a drink.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

A dollar or two ? Make up your mind ! That will effect the quality of your next drink

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

You know what, start at tab and I’ll pay with my card. Much better tip that way. I barely carry much cash.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’ll put it on shoguns tab. Let me get you a steak sandwich

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

Hey!
I've got two dollars man
Two dollars!!

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Alright you can I have one bear

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

Like one of those cute Russian circus bears that ride tricycles?

Sweet!!

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Yes but treat him right or else

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73744) 4 years ago

I promise I will unless he gets smart with me, then it's boom! right in the kisser

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

Good. Shogun must be a great guy. I’ll actually take a ribeye, very rare. Sautéed mushrooms and onions on top and a side of steamed broccoli.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’ll bring you 3 of each

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 4 years ago

Jesus Christ....
Fuck it, not my money, right?

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[–] db20db (16573) 4 years ago

Happy New Year according to Time's Square! Hit me with a tequila boilermaker.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Coming right up . That’s tequila dropped in beer right ?

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[–] db20db (16573) 4 years ago

No, I take the shot first then chase it with beer. :)

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Ok here’s a lime and salt

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[–] db20db (16573) 4 years ago

That works; it contributes to my health/lifestyle resolutions.

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[–] Stratego (29550) 4 years ago

A beer cocktail, please.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Alright . Would you like a drink

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[–] Stratego (29550) 4 years ago

Yes, you can put it in a drink.

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I tried my best

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[–] Jinx (3162) 4 years ago

Did . . .did you ‘spit’ in my gin and tonic?

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I didn’t . Why would you say that

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[–] Jinx (3162) 4 years ago

There’s summin floating in it!

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