For Christmas


I want a new entertainment system and ps5. Set up, remotes programmed and everything working seamlessly. I don’t want to do any of the things !

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I wrote it and mailed it today. Does it have to be certified

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He's here on MovieChat, why don't you write him here?

Real one: https://moviechat.org/nm5383502/Santa-Claus

Fantasy one: https://moviechat.org/nm2576976/Santa-Claus

Fake one: https://moviechat.org/nm5227249

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I'll go with door #2, Monty. 😉

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Santa says you were naughty and are getting a lump of coal.

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He does not !!

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I double checked and it was me, Kowalski, Stonekeeper, AndyKing, and Hownos who are on the naughty list. So you’re ok.

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Wait! What did I do?

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You know what you did, you naughty boy.

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You know thee Santa?

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Yes, Santa is my long lost father.

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Always knew he was a deadbeat. No offence to Mr. St. Nick-Allaby.

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Looks like I'm getting my Christmas present tomorrow. I've been hoping for a white Christmas, but it hasn't looked good until today. We're under a winter storm warning all day tomorrow. We might get as much as 6 inches of the white stuff! 😊 But also nasty winds causing blizzard conditions. 🤷‍♀️

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We are smack in the middle of it

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I forget. Saskatchewan? Manitoba? Ontario?

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And just now, we've been upgraded to a blizzard warning. Tomorrow won't be dull! Glad I don't need to go anywhere. I can stay inside where it's warm and enjoy a few adult beverages. Right now we are at 41F. Tomorrow is one of those days when the day`s high temperature comes at midnight then drops throughout the day. Headed for 0 or below. Brrr! ❄⛄

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We might get as much as 6 inches of the white stuff!


Is this before the boner?

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You will get stuffed in your locker and mocked by the cool kids is what you'll get!

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You know nothing about the cool kids . I know cause we just stuffed you in your locker

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That's it!!
As Dungeon Master I am formally dismissing you from our Dungeons and Dragons Club and I'm keeping all of the dice and pewter figurines you left in my mom's basement!

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Then you give me back my 34 sided di and my life griffin and my mage

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I can do 6+ damage if I give you a wedgie while I cast a wedgie spell, you'd better run boy

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Where’s your mom with the pizza pops and Kool aid

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Don't you wish my mom would keep making you pizza pops and Kool aid...
And you can forget all about her Walmart pigs-in-a-blanket with the honey mustard sauce too!!

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Find jerk. I’m never playing risk with you again

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Who cares?
You stink at Risk, I always beat you and you would have a tantrum and splash Kool aid all over the basement

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CALM DOWN KIDS...YOU CAN TAKE TURNS STUFFING IT IN EACH OTHERS LOCKERS.🙂

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I am not stuffing my Monster's Manuel in his locker, he would just keep it because he's a jerkface and then how would I know how many hit points an Orc has?!?
Duh!

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I want a pony.

😎

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