Never have. The spongy consistency, the disgusting chemical flavored icing, yuck. Im sick of people shoving it in my face pressuring me to have a piece. No! I’d rather eat styrofoam. Fuck your birthday! I’m an ice cream guy.
shareIt sounds like you've never had a cake from a real family-run bakery. I wish these were still around.
The "bakeries" at the chain supermarkets use pre-made processed ingredients. Often times these are shipped frozen to the individual markets, which destroys the flavor.
even fresh and homemade?
shareDo people actually "shove" it in your face?? Or do they just ask if you would like a piece?
shareMy birthday is completely innocent in all of this and has always spoken very highly of you
My birthday's feelings are terribly hurt😞
I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
shareI like cake but prefer pie.
shareIs this the stuff of nightmares?
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=largest+wedding+cake
HERE YOU GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCiKpgeRYo