Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
All that was left was da Brie.
shareBut then the cat ate it. He did? She.
shareYou mean Napoleon's?, yeah I heard everything was Blown-aparte
shareI really love you guys! Taking a horrible dad joke and making it so much punnier.
shareThis joke is a total failure.
Anyone who knows anything knows that it is the Camembert that is kept in the safety lockers, not the Brie.
had a pithy phrase but camembert.
sharewhoever set that bomb was a real meunster
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