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A smartass comment a co worker made today


He said that only dry goods need to be brought out then I brought out the cart with potatoes and onions on it. He said something then I said "these are dry goods" then he said "no those are potatoes". I kinda felt like smacking him when he said that!

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TRY CHANGING YOUR TAMPON.

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Oooh. CapsMan. That was harsh.

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He's stoned. He doesn't know better.

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THATS HILARIOUS.YOU ALWAYS REPEAT THE SAME UNFUNNY SHIT SO WELL.THANK YOU CHILISH ONE.

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iF yOu WeRe SoBeR, iT'd Be FuNnY.

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Well, I don't know one way or the other, but... I have to admit that I think it would be nice to be able to partake again someday. Soon.
I realize that didn't have anything to do with whatever is happening between you two.

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Lol. He's really just a troll. Many people have asked him to stop with the damn caps and he refuses. Also he posts some pretty nasty stuff to people, out of the blue (see above).

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It's... definitely odd.
Kinda keeps us on our toes, but yeah, like I said - that was harsh!

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Don't be fooled, Kowalski is a big softy once you get to know him.

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I concur.
And he's hilarious.

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Well I know that the same way some personalities mesh, others clash.
Sometimes you'll see folks that seem to have no business getting along like they do, while others hate each other on sight having never met before.

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I know exactly how you feel. When I first noticed him I felt the same way, but I've seen another side to him and I 'get' his humour now.

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There are some really funny people here, and if everyone had the same sense of humor, or just the same personality, this world be terminally boring.

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You’re joshing me...right? “Big softy”...not! He can be down right nasty. Him and his damn caps! I’m still trying to figure out what he meant by “CHILISH ONE”. 🤔

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Oh you know me sweetie, I try and find the goodness in everyone (doesn't always work though, lol).

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Yeah, you do. You’re my other sweet cakes on this board. 😘 You’re MC’s
WanKing!! 😉 You do know I’m not going to forget that, don’t you? Tee Hee!

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Aw shucks! You've got me all-a-blushing. The Chinese name story always makes me laugh. I'm so glad that it's brought happiness globally, lol.

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If that tiny think can set you off the point where you are contemplating violence ... just try a little anger management.

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That REMF!

You and the rest of the staff should have waited 'til lights out, wrapped a bunch of potatoes in towels and taught him a lesson about what it means to operate a disciplined grocery aisle

During my two tours in Shoprite we called this a Code Spud

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That's some funny shit!
It's crazy how many seriously funny people are on this website.

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Dude! You have GOT to check out some of Jones70s other posts. Pure comedy gold, I'm telling you.

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Thanks...I'm a big fan of silly nonsense😉

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Thanks Shogie, I was unwinding with a post gig scoop back at home and you made me spit it out all over my keyboard, lol.

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Adam Ant right?
Sorry I did not reply to that, my son was assigned an ungodly amount of homework tonight so I've been busy with mitochondria, Espanol and algebra 😖

Sorry about the keyboard, I get flashbacks from my grocery store days!

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With a syllabus like that, I'm guessing he's about 14?

Oh who hasn't worked in a grocery store - we should totally start a thread where people tell their funny stories - I've got loads.

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He's 12, they go overboard on some of these things too early imo
I like and respect the boy's teachers but DAMN! They need to ease off a bit

Start a thread Amigo, I've got a couple too lol😃

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I know how you feel. My daughter now has weekly spelling tests (10 new words every week) and she's 5! I never had that kind of pressure at her age.

Grocery store thread coming up.

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My Grocery store / Supermarket / retail thread crashed and burned in unspectacular fashion 😭🙁😶

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DNA at his age? Must be a bright kid. But, what in the hell do you know about mitochondria?

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He's a bright fellow but we are both reduced to tears by Algebra every damn evening😭

I have 'The Google' for stuff I know nothing about😉

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What pray tell, is post gig scoop?

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A scoop is an Irish phrase for a drink / a jar / a pint etc.

Tonight I went to a concert or gig and now I'm back at home I need to unwind before I can go to sleep.

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Oh, OK, gotcha! You Brits always request a pint. It looks warm with no head. Oh, good grief! I didn’t phrase that right! It’s been one of those days. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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*chuckles* I appropriated the phrase from a dear Irish friend of mine (being half Irish myself I get a free pass to use it) and a lot of my friends have started using it too, as it has a nice warm friendly feel to it.

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I think he could have said “no potatoes aren’t dry goods”. Would have made more sense.

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