Dear Raiders


Since i joined this site,i had interesting discussions with all of you.I want to thank you for your patient and for beeing nice with me...i know i can be a difficult person.Now...now,i want to invite ALL of you to my birthday party that will take place tommorow at my Manor.We have everything for everyone...good music,good food and alot of fun.

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You’re not difficult at all friend. Happy Birthday!

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Thank you,mate😉

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You're very difficult croft.

All that can be erased with some good booze and good food.
What's on the menu?

Also, Happy Birthday. 😉

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Our famous BBQ,we have something for vegetarians too...and booze...only good stuff,godewey...and thank you😉

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You had me at BBQ and only the good stuff.
Fuck the vegetables. I want some meat. You only live once.

I like that the party starts at 8 am. I'll just plan on not sleeping for a few days. Won't be the first time.
You need me to bring anything ?

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Depends...we have plenty of food and booze,it's up to you😉

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Let's try this.

If you could choose one American thing that you've never had but always wanted to try
what would it be?

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Hmmm...we have something better then tequila,so not that...let's see...oh yes...i always wanted to drive a Chevy Mustang...now that's a badass car.

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Better than tequila? You have my attention.

A mustang. Go big or go home right?

I was hoping you would say a Twinkie or a Whatchamacallit.
I'll do what I can.

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Cool thx!!
Address and country and time
So excited!!

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Croft Manor,north - east of Romania...tommorow,between 8 am and 11pm EET😉

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I thought you were southeast of nobody gives a shit
Ok see ya around 4-ish....

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I am everywhere you want,mate😉

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Awesome buddie
I got you a nerfball
Oops...i spoiled the gift:/
See you tmmrw in Bulgaria (jeez...i hope my uber driver can find that shithole)
Are we having pizza or goats (its goats..isnt it...?)

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Anything the quest want,shoguno...anything😉

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That made no sense hombre...but i like you anyway:)
See you tommorow 4-ish at 1 Drama Queen rd
Shithole Town
Crappy European Country...
Cant wait dude!!!

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See you,mate😉

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Lulz..;)

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Thank you,Dazed😉

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Happy Birthday you sweet thing! 🎂🍺

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Thank you,kspkap😀

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Will you seve hard liquor? I'll only come if you serve hard liquor. Oh, and those cute, little cucumber finger sandwiches!

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Stratego...we have everything for everyone...there's a saying "the quest is our master"...ask and you'll shall receive😉

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How about Almas caviar topped with edible gold flakes and a Moët & Chandon sabayon???

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Stratego...EVERYTHING...how many times i repeat this?Your wish is my command😉

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Sweet jesus, you're like my personal genie! I can call you Genie, right? And Genie when you call me, you can call me Al. Call me Al.

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Such a great song. I was actually trying to do an Aladdin reference as well, but you're right, Betty is a much prettier name. From now one I will call croft Betty. Can I call you Veronica?

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Thanks, Veronica. I've been singing this song for the last couple of hours, but couldn't recall all of the lyrics. Sometimes you can be pretty useful!;)

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You excel at copy and pasting. I would hire you on the spot.

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Only one finger? You are a genius!

I was counting on dewey to drive me, but we've broken up, so I'm at home drinking Irn-Bru all by myself.

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My name is...Alice,Stratego...not Betty😉

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happy birthday

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Much appreciated😉

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