2 "What would you do" scenarios

Ok...just for fun 2 questions a soc prof asked us in school severa moons back. There are 2 rules: 1) please answer honestly, and 2) The situations are absolute, as stated. There are no variables, no what-ifs, no maybe-someone-saw, no hidden cameras, no somebody may find out, etc. No chance of being found out or caught. Here they are:

1) You're driving home very late at night and take a short cut through a not-that-great area. The car starts bucking like hell and making awful sounds. You stop near a closed-down diner because there's a street light nearby and call AAA, who tells you it'll be a while because it's a busy night. It's completely deserted.As you're waiting, a car goes by -- the only one that does -- with several kids in it who yell something at you. Thinking you may appear as a target, you decide to slouch out of sight until AAA gets there. A little while later you hear a car -- not a truck -- pull into the parking lot, and hear the door open/close. A few minutes later, another car pulls in. You hear a trunk opening/closing, and two guys talking rapidly. It escalates into an argument, and you hear two gunshots, then one car peeling out of the lot. Then total silence. After 15 minutes or so, you get enough courage to look out and see a car, and a guy lying next to it, not moving. After another 10 minutes, you get enough courage to get out and walk over. The guy is obviously dead, and about 5 feet away are two small bags of white powder....obviously a drug deal gone bad. You decide to call the police, but then notice that, as he fell, a HUGE wad of cash fell out of the guy's pocket and is lying next to him. Huge, and the bill you see on the outside is a hundred. Do you pocket the money nobody but you will ever know was there?

2) You work for a guy who's a major, major asshole. Loves insulting/threatening people and stealing credit. Earlier that day, in fact, he took all the credit for a project you worked your butt off on, and you have little recourse. Later the same day, he belittled an employee in front of everyone so severely she burst into tears, and he laughed at her. And still later he fired an older employee for a simple mistake, again, in front of everyone. In fact, the only good thing about the day is that the asshole goes on vacation the next day for 2 weeks. Near the end of the day, you go to the bathroom and are in one of the stalls. It's empty otherwise. While in there, you hear someone else come in and take the stall one down from you. He coughs and you can tell it's the boss. Not wanting to encounter him, you wait until he's done and leaves. After you wash your hands, you see a wallet lying on the floor right near the stall he was in. You pick it up, and sure enough, it's his ...and it's loaded with vacation cash --- at least a couple grand. The bathroom is shared by at least 100 employees on two floors. Nobody but you knows you were in there. Do you take the money?
Remember...NO VARIABLES