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Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism

posted 5 years ago by Satan2016 (23360)
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As soon as Bernie Sanders heard about the democratic protesters in Hong Kong, he knew something had to be done. The U.S. senator quickly chartered a flight to Hong Kong in order to throw himself into the fray.

Sanders bravely stood in the middle of the conflict between police and protesters, shouting at the "ungrateful little dissenters" that they don't know how good they have it under a Communist regime.

"Remember, you could have it a lot worse---you could be in America!" Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background. "Hey, you! You on the floor there! You're not looking very appreciative of living in one of the greatest Communist countries on earth!" Sanders continued his long-winded rant about the need for the government to own the means of production, how great breadlines are, and how bad things are in capitalist America as protesters got dragged away by police to be disappeared.

"Just think---in America, we have to pick between 14 different types of deodorant!" he said, his fingers flopping around like limp sausages.

According to sources, Beto O'Rourke is planning on joining Sanders to inform Chinese citizens how lucky they are that they don't live in a racist country like America.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-lecture-protesters-on-how-good-they-have-it-under-communism/

[–] ultravioletx (10216) 5 years ago

You do realize babylonbee is the Christian right's version of the Onion... right?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No he doesn’t. He also believed T-rump University is an Ivy League School.

[–] christomacin (4529) 5 years ago

More like a Poison Ivy League School

[–] Rorikon (16398) 5 years ago

I don't even see any news on this... looks #fake news. C'mon Satan, don't tell me you've fallen for this article. There is literally no video footage of this. Someone as prominent as him would've been recorded standing in the middle of the fray spouting this.

[–] Satan2016 (23360) 5 years ago

It's funny because Bernie actually says things like that. "in America, we have to pick between 14 different types of deodorant" is close to something he said! Millions of Lefties believe shit like "how bad things are in capitalist America".

[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

I don't believe Sanders said this. It would have been all over the news if he had.

[–] AmeriGirl26 (12311) 5 years ago

idiots like that live far too long for their own good.

[–] krl97a (5619) 5 years ago

How does someone look as crazy as he does while simultaneously always just having that one expression on his face in any situation? Somehow he pulls it off. The messed up hair helps. A little spit flying from the mouth. The bug eyes. And what he's saying of course.