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Melania's gone missing from G20 Summit

posted 5 years ago by [deleted]
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Looks like T-rump is alone in Japan for the G20 Summit, as La Prima Puttana Melania seems to have 'gone missing' according to sources. In the "official spouse" photo, there's no Melania. None of the spouses have seen her.

This is prompting questions to her whereabouts worldwide, as she's the most popular victim of the 'Stockholm Syndrome' in the twenty-first century. As T-rump likes to say, 'many, many people' are speculating she escaped T-rump with the help of Putin, and is now living undercover in Russia.

Questions from reporters to the White House have gone unanswered.

Maybe Queenberto and LordBULLshit have a conspiracy theory they'd like to share?

[–] LordBAElish (2015) 5 years ago

Obama probably wanted to know what its like to have a real women and hired Joe Biden to kidnap her

[–] BigWorm (683) 5 years ago

If anyone is looking for a "real woman", I see no reason why they would go a build a bear version.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Obama probably wanted to know what its like to have a real women and hired Joe Biden to kidnap her

And wanting to know what it's like to have a real man, she went willingly.

[–] Sandoz (2021) 5 years ago

Ooh that was good one!

[–] ultravioletx (10216) 5 years ago

Lol. Bazinga!

[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Maybe she left Dumpy? I don't understand how she stays with the creep. Oh wait. . .she likes the publicity and the luxury living.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

At this time in her life, who else would want her - excluding Donnie Diapers?

[–] Sandoz (2021) 5 years ago

Too bad Larry Flynt isn't still alive; I bet he would have offered Mel at least a couple mill to air it all out in Hustler.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[–] Qberto (1139) 5 years ago

Questions from reporters to the White House have gone unanswered.

Sounds far more important than the Iran situation or RUSSIA!

Better get right on it and make sure she's not floating in a koi pond, eh?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No it doesn't. T-rump's more worried about the "pee pee tapes" and his finances being disclosed than he is about his former mistress-turned-third wife.

[–] Gubbio (3893) 5 years ago

...La Prima Puttana Melania...

Really, Doggie?

Can you get any lower? Your vile bile says far more about YOU than it says about the Trumps.
🤢 You really have no credibility here.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

When dealing with T-rump and his T-rumpanzees, 'vile bile' is what they live on and strive for on a daily basis. When in Rome...

BTW, what brings you here? Why aren't you criticizing the plaintiffs on Judge Judy's forum?

[–] Gubbio (3893) 5 years ago

BTW, what brings you here?

I periodically check on your TDS.
I see it's growing more acute...... Such a pity. 🙄
Meow. 😼

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Why do you periodically check in on me? That's really creepy - to say the least.

I would hope you have better things to do in life than checking in on me.

[–] Gubbio (3893) 5 years ago

Why do you periodically check in on me? That's really creepy - to say the least.

YOU put yourself out there with your every post. When you post in a public forum, you can't complain about the reactions you get.

I find your TDS fascinating. And you don't see how far off the rails you've gone. I remember when you were rational -- and nice. 😲

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I still can’t understand why you would periodically check in on me and admit it. That’s creepy.

Likewise I recall when you were rational and nice. Now you’ve become some creepy troll with too much time on your hands. Ewww !