My penis poetry.

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME DICK.
BIG AND STRONG.
JUST LIKE OPIE'S CRICK.
MY PANTS ARE SPECIAL MADE.
OF EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT FABRIC.
OTHERWISE EVERYONE WOULD GET LAID.
I STRIVE TO CONTAIN WHAT THE LORD GAVE.
A MAGICAL STAFF OF ENORMOUS SIZE.
WITH A MILLION LTTLE VEINS THAT YOU CRAVE.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW OF IT'S SIZE
TO PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
WILL BE THE ULTIMATE PRIZE.


I WROTE THAT FOR YOU, samy 😘

This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed.

you like dick?

Hickory dickory dock
My girlfriend sucked my cock
I came inside
Down her throat it did slide
Hickory dickory dock

Roses are red
Cum feels like glue
My dick has a head
To cum over you ❤️

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!