Which chitty spin-off no one asked for is next?

“Leia: Adventures with mah bitches on Alderaan before it got blown to shit”

The misadventures of LEIA ORGANA and a supporting cast including:

SHA’NEEQUA WINFREY -a loudmouthed, overweight black bitch in yoga pants, with a bad weave who doesn’t know when to STFU.

MOOGOO GAIPAN -a cross-eyed, bespeckled Chinese gal with a bad stutter who can’t pronounce the letter “L”.

WHOOPI MUDDOBBER- a tan BUTCHY gal covered in tattoos with a square build and secret crush on Leia.

MAMY SHOEHORNER -a plump, red-headed white chick who thinks she’s all that, always wearing a halter top and tight pants with her muffin-top hanging out like a spare tractor tire.

JAMIE LEE HOOCHSNIFFER -a mouthy, anorexic feminist with a yellow bandana, dreadlocks and a peace symbol necklace wearing a “Free the Ewoks” T-shirt and ill-fitting bell bottoms.

Lobot: the Early years

Admiral Piett - The Remains of the Day

Jar Jar, I am your mother: a Star Wars story.

Played by Miley Cirus. Think of the money saved on makeup and CGI.

#NoFilters

"URoRRuR'R'R! - A Sandpeople story" - A feisty young sandperson challenges the power dynamics of her clan.

"Gamorean Dreams" - The story of the forbidden love between two of Jabba's Gamorean guards.

"Ponda Baba: 12 systems, One Heart" - An uplifting story of triumph in the face of adversity as Ponda struggles against the bigotry he faces having but a single arm and a giant tongue permanently sticking out of his face.

"Kit Fisto: Way of the Fisto" A heat breaking story following Kit's struggles with alcoholism and haemophilia.

"Fortunas of Glory: The Bib Fortuna story" The harrowing story of one Twi'Lek's battle to find value in themselves after a horrifying mental assault.

Chewbacca: The Teen Years

Star Wars: The Musical

Have a short review of this one here if anyone is interested-https://youtu.be/SVdMCNhBstI

Hand Solo: The Adventures of Luke's Missing Hand.

A spin off story showing how the Rancor and Rancor Keeper became so close.