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Something they completely ignored in Barbieland


Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but each Barbie (and even the Kens) represent real-world dolls that are owned by people worldwide. These living people in this fantasy world are affected by anything that happens to their doll counterpart in the real world, including if someone is currently playing with them, or even physically holding the doll in question.

What's interesting is, they never address what happens to truly abused dolls. It's one thing to have Weird Barbie there, that she has messy hair, and crappy outfit, and permanently stuck in the splits. But what happens to the Barbie's whose real-world doll suffered some truly cruel fates?

As someone who grew up with Barbies myself, I saw things happen to other people's dolls that is horrifying to a child (and makes an adult feel sad or possibly experience horror too). I mean, a common thing little boys (who were being mean and their parents didn't stop them) would do when I was growing up was to strip the dolls naked, pull their heads off, and then run off to play with something else. Thankfully, my brother was far more respectful of my dolls, and if he had attempted it, my parents would have spanked his ass.

But in other homes (and even daycares) I saw barbies neglected, chewed up by pets, thrown in the garbage, dropped in pools and never dried properly, barbies drooled on by babies, etc. I've heard about barbie dolls ending up in the dump, thrown in sewers, burned on grills, their bodies torn limb from limb and the head used for some weird sculpture, I mean, a lot of dolls out there meet a horrible fate, one way or another. The least-bad fate is being stuck in storage for generations, or kept on display in a collection, or handed down from one generation to the next and the owners are taught to be kind to their dolls and handle them carefully. (I actually had the privilege of playing with my aunts' 1960s vintage Barbies when I would visit grandma as a kid :D ).

So you gotta ask yourself; what happens to the living women in Barbieland whose dolls suffered the horrible fates mentioned up above?

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Sounds like you're fishing for a horror movie, not for a tame comedy with nonsensical plot like this one.

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No, it's a thought exercise. Huge difference. And for the record, Mel Brooks was far better at comedies with nonsensical plots than Greta Gerwig will ever be.

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Been a while since I saw it but I think Tideland is the film the OP is looking for!

https://cache.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/jazmtmki/tideland-lg.jpg

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LOL! The Critical Drinker mentioned this exact horrifying aspect in his review of the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7aJtGphVs

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You're really overthinking this. Go get me a beer.

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They melt them down to create the Barbie slide, car, camper, pool…

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Ew...

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They are all plastic. I wished they did melt down old toys and make them into new ones, but they all go into landfills and seep chemicals into the land. That is ew.

Moviewise, the recycle idea would be an interesting plot development. Kind of Barbie meets Soylent Green.

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I get the recycling thing, it's just.....Barbies melting down their sisters to make consumable products? That's as gross a concept as Soylent Green, on a Barbie level!

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Well if you recycled old toys instead of "gifting" them to goodwill that throws them away maybe they would melt them down.

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