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Yet Scooby is still a dog...


Can't cats be just as effective as a crime-solving companion animal to a drug burnout?

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You only say that because Scooby Doo is gay.

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not Scooby?!? the gay mafia can have anyone but Scoob!! Noooooooo!! these fairies will pay i swear!!!!

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Haven't you ever had a dog hump your leg?

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yeah my friends gay ass Corgie tried to rape my leg once. His balls have been chopped off since and he isnt such a faggy little bastard anymore

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I do see a tendency for male dogs to prefer females, but most dogs, when so inspired, will hump any leg that's nearby without sexual preference. Doesn't mean they're gay or faggy. They're just doggone horny!

My male dog has been fixed and still humps my (male) leg from time to time. He's not gay, he's just a hornball, even without all his stuff. Try as I may, I just can't find any good dog porn for him to watch. I wish Dog-TV had a late-night adult-viewer hour.

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Here is a hilarious article about how a group of authors were able to get a PEER REVIEWED journal to publish their hoax article on dog rape culture. The thesis of the fake research was that training men like dogs could reduce cases of sexual abuse. And they had zero problems getting it published in the academic literature
https://phys.org/news/2018-10-real-fake-hoodwinks-journals.html

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Does he go by Scooby-poo?

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Not a dog, he is a furries now

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Good point! I'm surprised the Feline Friends didn't pounce here and insist that Scooby be changed to a Cat.

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Yeah but they better emphasize that he's a "rescue" and God Forbid, not a "pure bred". They better mix his Great Dane breed with something else.

It's pure evil today to have a pure-bred dog from a (gasp!) breeder or pet store.

Rescue, Rescue, Rescue. I'm so tired of hearing that every pet has to be a "rescue".

Yet if everyone would just heed Bob Barker and Drew Carey's words, "get your pets spayed or neutered", we wouldn't have so many damn "rescues" in the first place! Once again, liberals fail to take responsibility.

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