Sell me this pen.


Sell me this pen. How would you answer?

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Scarlett Johansson once used it on herself. It still has her scent. Want to take a whiff?

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How would it get her scent by writing on her?
I think you are full of shit.

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Ok, you are an inbred and a virgin.
That does not explain shit anyway, other than your utter lack of humor.

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See, everything you write is so dumb that it's difficult to discern if you are real or not.

You are seriously telling me that this movie, The Wolf of Wall Street, is a rip off of Wallstreet?

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aahhaha, you forgot "Hey Faggots"...I wonder why....

Still, you did not answer my question:
you are seriously telling me that this movie, The Wolf of Wall Street, is a rip off of Wallstreet?

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Brilliant!

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I don't think I can do any better than Brad but I'll give it a shot.

1 penny and it's yours.

Your pen sucks in comparison.

Pencils are so 3 centuries ago. Get with the times, man!

This thing is mightier than the sword.

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Jordan Belfort himself admits this is a trick question

There's no correct answer, because the FIRST thing you should determine is whether the person even wants a pen

If he doesn't, don't waste your time or his. Move on.

Sales is a numbers game, and no single sale will make or break you.

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