Philly Leotardo quotes

How was Florida? "Hot and sweaty, like my balls".

"Suck our cks? Is she any good? What am I asking you for? You probably showed her how!"

What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican hoo-ha!"

His most impactful, astounding, thought provoking, deeply emotional, and controversial, yet quotable line that had the entire world contemplating its true meaning philosophically, metaphorically, and literally... “I did 20 fuckin years!”

My second favorite quote -

“And in light of recent humiliations, it's a honor to be joined by men and no faggot-ass corn-holing cocksuckers like married my cousin! He should fucking die!”
(Followed by not Phil but still hilariously) “Phil... you know the wine makes you emotional.”

Additional quotes -

“Take your ‘sorries’ and stick em in your ass!”
“Let me tell ya a couple of tree dings”
“That’s right cocksucker! Go back to New Jersey!”
“I guess the turd doesn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass”
“Bye-bye grandpa!”

"Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop?!"

Leotardo was one of the best characters. His death scene was hilarious.

This is why i disagree some when people say the show lost steam. He helped keep it going.

"There are no shines in my shine box!"

"Turn that off!"