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Are you kidding? Those guys have nothing on Riker.

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Walks sheepishly to holodeck looking all around making sure no one about.. now at console.. in low voice almost whisper.. 'ah-hem.. Computer.. load Counsellor Troi program 15..'

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The holodeck offers endless pornographic possibilities. You don't want to shine a black light on the floor of that compartment.

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I guarantee he created a special program that featured Leah Brahms and Data in a three-way sexual activity

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Is it still wacking off if it is a hologram that uses force fields?

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I'd dump it into the same bin as sex dolls. I don't think I'd refer to that as "whacking off", but I wince a little thinking about it.

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That was my first thought, but I dismissed that notion because sex dolls don't move around and talk.

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I suppose there is a question of at what point a sex doll just becomes a romantic companion, and maybe there is a level of A.I. that would get there.

I would say that, in the context of TNG, it's clear that the holodeck isn't quite there yet. Riker expresses this with the differences between a typical holodeck program and Minuet. She might have qualified, but he definitely distinguishes her from other programs.

They (the crew) also seem to recognise a certain perversity when Barclay is using the holodeck to make his crew members treat him as a godlike hero, fawning over him, or losing to him at small challenges. That implies that this is not a good use of the 'deck, although that had more to do with the fact that Barclay was replicating actual persons rather than simply making them think he's sexy.

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Imagine being the crewman being assigned as "squeegee man"...

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Just about to transfer to another ship.. stop by favourite holodeck..look about corridor make sure no one around...then in quiet hushed voice: 'ahem.. Computer.. stand by to delete the following programs.. Commander T'pol, Lt Uhura, Yeoman Janice Rand, Andrea, Dr Carol Marcus Kelvin version, Lt Saavik both versions, Lt Valeris, Dr Gillian Taylor, Ishara Yar, 7of9, Dr Beverly Crusher...oh..and Counsellor Deanna Troi..'

Computer: 'programs found and selected. awaiting authorisation for deletion process'

me: 'initiate deletion process - authorisation four seven alpha tango '

Computer: 'deletion in progress..'

*TNG bleep noises lasting several minutes*

Computer: 'unable to fully complete deletion of Counsellor Troi program.. estimated purge time 17hrs 12 minutes'


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No wonder you're being transferred!!

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indeed

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