If this guy was a Bond villain...
you'd laugh at the movie and label it silly and unrealistic. I think even if he was in one of the awful Roger Moore Bonds you'd still say to yourself "is this written by/for five year olds?".
I mean he dresses in black constantly, has goofy military underlings and his hairstyle defies belief. This can't be real can it? Someone's taking the piss with this shit.