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Look at that picture in the article closely. The AK’s those guys have all have fancy engravings on them and one soldier has gold plated binoculars.

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Yes, they get their choice of either/or, upon serving 10 years of dedicated service. I just got a crappy Rolex where I work. Hmm? Nah, just kidding :D

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That’s better than what I got. I picked a crappy tent out of a catalog.

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That’s unfortunate. I suppose the days when years of dedicated service, were rewarded with bonuses, and a sweet pension, are long gone. On the other hand, I never had to worry that my supervisor would have me assassinated, if my performance evaluation fell short that quarter :D

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"robust physique"


Bwahahahahahahahaha!

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Thanks for the chuckle!

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Yep, it's all in how you describe it! He's "voluptuous."

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I'd heard about his love of cheese a while ago. Had no idea if it was true or not, but whatever.

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Did you read about the snake wine? Sake with a cobra inside every bottle? 😳

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No thanks. The worm in the tequila is bad enough.

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I thought a little worm was bad. A whole venomous snake?

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It's ironic that when I opened the article it had an ad for some huge greasy fast food family meal deal, right under the paragraph that talks about his weight problem.

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Figures. The other day I went past an exercise place geared for people who are, er, carrying extra poundage. Next door was a fast food pizza place 🙄. That was no accident.

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And guess which one of those is allowed to operate right now.

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Right. The other one will be doing more business than ever once they can open again. If they last that long.

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Didn't you guys know he's on a Seefood Diet? He sees food, and he eats it. :D

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