What ever shall we get him?
A lot of Bactine.
Myrrh!
Well, it's harder to find than gold these days...
A vial of covid-19 vaccine. Give this to your dad, and tell him ... checkmate. Better luck next time! 😎
A nail gun?
A shiny, new planet free of human beings where he can frolic gaily through the lands singing Tra-La-La-LAAAAAAAAAAAA!