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Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?

posted 4 years ago by Moonglum9 (10741)
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Ancient Alien theorists say yes!

He can, and then he will eat it and claim he did it for our sins.

David Childress and ‘Greek God of Crazy Hair’ will team up and go salivate enthusiastically over some evidence they find to support this in a jungle somewhere.

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[–] OratiaGlake (1234) 4 years ago

But is that hotter than Hell?

[–] liscarkat (16715) 4 years ago

Not only that, but he can keep a pizza hot all the way home!

[–] Moonglum9 (10741) 4 years ago

Mama mia!

[–] Satan2016 (23620) 4 years ago

Doesn't need a microwave, he can use his laser eyes to heat it so hot it will melt rock and sink to Earth's core!

[–] ILJtheFirst (1930) 4 years ago

Are we talking about Jesus or Chuck Norris?

[–] Moonglum9 (10741) 4 years ago

I don't even need to ask about Chuck since he wouldn't bother with the microwave. He'd just kick the burrito into the sun and catch it in his mouth on the rebound.

[–] ILJtheFirst (1930) 4 years ago

Nice