I'd still


do her. But not before explaining in the simplest terms the difference between a bed and a toilet.

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She's absolutely beautiful... breathtaking almost. I'd let her go to the bathroom on my bed AND I can take a punch.

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Haha.

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Taking a dump in the bed and severing fingers is how she acts up when she's dating an actor worth half a billion dollars. When she's dating a guy with no money and she perceives he slighted her because of some innocuous act, she waits till he sleeps and brings out the scissors.

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This.

The pooping and finger chopping was the least it. She managed to walk away with $7 million, and still tried to destroy Depp's career and reputation with lies, hijacking a women's rights movement to do it.

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You'd be perfect for her. Bet you probably let her knee you in the balls too until you squeal like the woman you now are.

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Vagina Dentata!!!!

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