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Abraham Lincoln To Be Removed From Penny, Replaced With BLM Fist

posted 4 years ago by Satan2016 (23968)
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Actually the Black Power fist from the 60s.

https://babylonbee.com/news/abraham-lincoln-to-be-removed-from-penny-replaced-with-blm-fist/

Starting next year, all pennies will have the racist president scrubbed from existence and replaced with the much less racist symbol of the far-left movement.

"Abraham Lincoln never once said the words 'Black Lives Matter,' and so must be canceled," Yellen said. "As my first act in office, I will demand he be removed from the penny, the five-dollar bill, and anywhere else his racist presence rears its ugly, hatted head."

"Yes, he freed the slaves -- but he didn't raise his fist and say 'Black Lives Matter!' while he did it. Cancel this man."

The Lincoln Memorial will be plowed down and replaced with a statue of Karl Marx, who was in no way racist and definitely would have said Black Lives Matter if he knew more black people, sources confirmed.

[–] sslssg (30354) 4 years ago

The Babylon Bee is growing on me as a satire site. They're not as funny as some of the others, but they've had some good ones.

[–] elcamino (15540) 4 years ago

No matter as I don't carry them because that low of value means just about anyone could have touched it. I don't pay with pennies and tell the teller to keep the change in pennies anyway.

[–] atomicx (235) 3 years ago

If you are applying that logic to the penny, then you would have to apply it to the $1 dollar bill as well.

[–] liscarkat (17114) 3 years ago

Lincoln is actually known to have said "all lives matter", which places him on the same level of heinousness as Hitler!