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When she is 30 will she keep the pigtails?


I think so. She is going to be one of these "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" people who became famous in their childhood and keep the same image. She'll be thirty in Pippi Longstocking pigtails and still going on the lecture trail screaming about her stolen childhood.

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She'll be thirty in Pippi Longstocking pigtails


Well, if the situation with the one Pippi Longstocking is any indicator, she could very well end up going on to some “new adventures” using her super strength to wrangle half the penises in the porn industry :D

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Tami+Erin+sex+tape&t=lm&atb=v1-1&ia=web

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She exposed her backside recently while twerking at a Lakers game.
Its who shes always been.

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She'll be seventy, still with pigtails, and living in a dark, run-down mansion, like Norma Desmond. Every day she'll repeat the story of how she used to be big, she used to be an enviro-messiah, to her only friend, an old chimpanzee. Some nights she'll get drunk and scream at him, as he cowers in a corner, about her stolen childhood, and the burning planet. Outside, the earth will still be thriving, covered with plants and animals, and coastal cities will be dry. The polar bear population will still be on the rise, and there will still be vast polar ice caps.

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Will she have hit puberty by then?

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I don't think she is going to make it to 30. According to AOC, the world will have ended by then.

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