The Most Annoying Actor Imaginable
I despise this guy. He should be digitally replaced in every movie he was in. The only reason why he’s in movies is because he’s constantly blowing Stephen Somers. No wonder that his voice is so strange.
shareHe was great in The Mummy (although maybe that's because he was supposed to be annoying...). I don't remember him in anything else.
shareChill Factor & Deep Rising as well. That's the role he plays.
shareAlso in Van Helsing as, predictably, Igor. I rest my case: as annoying as a buttplug on his cellphone in front of you in traffic when the light has been green for 20 seconds and he still hasn’t moved. As annoying as being out of toilet paper in a public restroom. As annoying as her having lied about being on the pill and then asking for child support. As annoying as tests of the Emergency Broadcast System on your outrageously costly cable service right at the movie’s climax. As annoying as a tax audit when you know damn well that you’ve lied. As annoying as a promo for American Gods. As annoying as a big fat guy walking down the street shirtless in hot weather, sweating like a battery gone bad. As annoying as Christian rap. As annoying as a peniloscopy. As annoying as hearing, “Freeze, asshole,” and seeing a police badge and a snub-nose revolver pointed at your scrotum after you’ve just scored some righteous coke. As annoying as cancer of the penis.
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