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I'm not a drug addict

posted 8 days ago by Bloodshot77 (10549)
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I'm a substance enthusiast

Signed, million man.

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[–] samoanjoes (52795) 8 days ago

SemiAnimus when he reads these puns:

https://imgflip.com/i/8tr6u1

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[–] parkerbot (6245) 8 days ago

When I see that name I see semi anus.

Do I have a repressed memory from a incident with an Optimus Prime toy?

I hope not.

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[–] AngryViking (582) 8 days ago

Maybe you just have anus on the mind. Hey, it happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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[–] samoanjoes (52795) 8 days ago

Don't lie. You know you see it as well.

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[–] parkerbot (6245) 8 days ago

Well I did just have a Tim Hortons plain cake donut, so there might be a connection.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/fe/34/95fe34a0f308d934d9c96fa262493181.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (52795) 8 days ago

That's all I see too.

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[–] curiousMInd101 (997) 8 days ago

I too am an enthusiast of substances. Some would say a connoisseur.

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[–] jriley555 (7195) 8 days ago

I just like to do drugs all the time.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73426) 8 days ago

Honest with yourself, honest with the world. You’re a fine person jriley👍

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[–] jriley555 (7195) 8 days ago

old joke : I'm not an alcoholic, I just like to drink all the time.

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[–] spacecomedy (2010) 8 days ago

This makes me smile and think of the great Henny Youngman.

“I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'”.

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[–] jriley555 (7195) 8 days ago

lol. Henny was great.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73426) 8 days ago

Sounds like Dangerfield!

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[–] jriley555 (7195) 8 days ago

In that tradition, but not really in Rodney's class - Henny was more a borscht belt cornball one-liner comedian. But cute, in his own way.

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[–] nyctc7 (41879) 8 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q-aFux8xB2k

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