After seeing a movie i regularly go look up whether the actor is still alive

Who is anyone to say? Do what you feel like, even if it's playing with your tits and looking at your ass at the same time.

About twice a week I shout ‘holy shit, Mel Torme is dead and I can’t believe it!!!’

Fortunately I married a patient woman.

Not regularly. Maybe every now and then, I'll think "Haven't seen so and so actor in a while" and do a quick internet search, but it's far more likely someone will tell me an actor I like has died in passing conversation.

All the time.