Weekend at Paolo's
Unbelievable.😳
https://www.yahoo.com/news/footage-shows-woman-used-dead-170608630.html
Congrats on the new boyfriend!
shareAre you referring to ALL CAPS guy?
shareStratego is hooking up with KOWALSKI?!
You heard it here first, MovieChat!
He suggested I insert an object up his behind (in exchange for payment, I expect). You'd probably interpret that as some kind of commitment, though.
shareSounds like you two are still in the flush stage of foreplay, with tongues going into places that neither one anticipated nor shaved for. Such are the rough stumbles.
I'm rooting for you and him as a couple!
KOWALSKI AND STRATEGO FOREVER!
Same to you and your 2 dollar crack ho 'girlfriend'!🍆😃
shareWow, my ex is joining Stratego and Kowalski in a polyamorous relationship? What an honor!
Good for you, him, her and all three of you!
I like how your response to what I said is complete gibberish.👍
shareWhat can I say? I'm overcome with sheer emotion about you three exchanging bodily fluids and forming a long lasting relationship that hopefully isn't solely based on unbridled fornication.
shareSo you're jelly because you can't get it up, huh?🍆
shareI'm jealous because I don't share the same emotional connection as you three do whilst in the throes of consensual intercourse.
All of MovieChat is glad to watch and cheer you all on, though - kind of like a crowd in pro wrestling.
GO STRATEGO AND KOWALSKI!
Is it your intention to reveal every single one of your sock puppet accounts to me, D-feet? I guess you're REALLY hot for me, huh?
shareI am as sincere as TheMan18 on his third watch of Tina and the Professor (1994).
shareYes, I'm sure you know TheMan18 very intimately as well. Maybe he can stimulate your prostate. Have a nice day!🍆
shareIt's night here, TheMan18 isn't even awake, and my prostate was removed several years ago. What are you talking about?
shareAnd when you wake up tomorrow you can go find TheMan18 and have a nice day together. Also, it seems your last brain cell was removed instead of your prostate, just ask ALL CAPS guy. Again, have a nice day!🍆
shareAww, that sounds like a lovely fantasy that you, my ex and Kowalski will chat about together after exploring the absolute limits of human sexuality with each other.
Together Kowalski and Stratego stand strong!
Don't worry about me, though. I'll still be delivering the popcorn classics.