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Is a Chinaman

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Does he eat cream of sum yung gai?

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No, but his sister How Low does.

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Confucius Say
People who live in glass houses should dress in basement.

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Undress, you mean? In my basement at least.🤔

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Hung Lo is very popular with the ladies is all I know.

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What's an abortion called in China?

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Baby No Mo?

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Ping pong baby gone.

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What was an abortion called in Czechoslovakia?

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I'm not exactly an expert on the subject, so pray tell.

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A cancelled Czech

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Oh lordie!😬

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It won't be long before nobody understands the joke because 1. Practically no one uses checks anymore and 2. They will have never heard of Czechoslovakia.

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It still works in the Czech republic/Czechia, though? It might be a bit too obvious, but weren't those folks called Czechoslovakians anyway?

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Dang, I should have updated the joke myself by writing Czech Republic. One thing is for certain. 50 years from now, Czechoslovakia will still be hard to spell.

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Why are there no telephone books in China? 🇨🇳

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The real reason is that there are only three family names, but go ahead!

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There’s so many Wings and Wongs, you’ll probably wing a wong number.

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👍

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It's too Long.

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