Milliongate


So, Mr. 100k thinks tcrum is the true winner of 1 mil post. I on the other hand believe it was me, because my post was pinned by the mods. If the true winner is tcrum I would like the glory to go to her and honestly I forget to type out my signature. Is there anyway we can confirm this and also any way we can add a signature option? (Because I often forget to type it out because I smoke too much devils lettuce)

Signed, million man.

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we have narrowed it down to two.

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You can't uncrown the king without a rebellion.

Signed, million man.

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I feel like I won the lottery and someone snatched the winning ticket and ran off.

Signed, million man.

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Lottery winners often end up broke.

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Let's hear your opinion on this controversy

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When it comes to this matter, I am Switzerland.

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I was hoping you was Germany. I think Hownos hates Howard Stern.

Signed, million man.

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Ignore this (he does this to everyone)

happy...
posted 18 days ago by hownos (101110)
69th birthday

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we have narrowed it down to two.

I call bs. See 📌 thread. Not hard to find.

Signed, million man.

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If I may say, prolly the best next step is to go into arbitrary 'court' and if that doesn't solve this issue I recommend suing, with randomly selected MC peers as the jury.

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I don't think that's fair. Obviously the favorite is tcrum

Signed, million man.

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Never mind that court stuff, they should both demand satisfaction!
We’ll row them across the river to Weehawken and have a classy Hamilton/Burr affair.
Let the pistol shots decide the truth once and for all I say!!

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I may have been too forward regarding an MC trial, and I can see how it may get totally out of hand; however, your expressed suggestion of a Hamilton/Burr pistol shot contest, may fair better, as the truth is in the pride of the perfect aim -- the rightful shot -- concludes the true winner!

I'm with you on this, and I retract my less-than-fair suggestion and comment -- strike it please from the record. This must be settled one way or another before factions are created with MC. We don't want chaos on the boards.

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Both parties will have to choose ‘seconds’ of course lest there be any trickery on the morning of and all pistols will need to be inspected for trigger pull and such…dueling is a complicated and often lethal business but it is sometimes required to maintain one’s honor.

All joking aside did you ever see The Duellists (77) directed by Ridley Scott and based on a story by Joseph (Heart Of Darkness) Conrad?
It’s a really excellent movie👍

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So far I have not seen any solid evidence.

Signed, million man.

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I was unfortunately distracted by my little princess of a dog and some music out in the garage (it’s possible I was inebriated at that point as well) so I missed the crucial final moment.

I think only pistols or swords at Dawn will settle this matter.

Take heed, tcrum might seem like a tiny woman but I’ve heard she fights like a She-Devil!

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I already confirmed it was you and I came with the receipts. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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Appreciate you having my back.

Signed, million man.

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You all are just guessing. An SQL query to the database will find the actual millionth poster, but only the sysop (/user/jim) has access. You could try asking him, but the consensus here seems to be he has abandoned this site.

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Not heard that word in a while .

"sysop"

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I'm on a message board where the top guy is known as a sysop. I guess it's an older term and I think there was a system operator in The Matrix.

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SELECT TOP(1000000 ) usr.UserName, pst.PostBody
FROM postsTable as pst
LEFT JOIN userTable as usr
ORDER BY dateposted DESC

i guess

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