Epcot employee wins ‘People of Stupid’ award.

I was planning out our day at Epcot and wondered if I could squeeze in a show between attractions, so I approached the ‘cast member’ manning the stand and the following exchange took place: -

Employee - Sir, the line is over there.
Me - Yes, I was wondering if I could ask a question?
Employee - Yes Sir, the line is right there.
Me - Yes that’s lovely, but how long does the show last?
Employee - That’s the line on your right.
Me - Yes, yes, we’ve established that, but how long is the show?
Employee - The line will take about ten minutes to get in.
Me - Ok, but how long is the actual show.
Employee - It’ll start in about ten minutes.
Me *trying to keep calm* Right, but once the show starts, how long will it be before it finishes?
*Pause*
Employee - Sir, you need to get in the line.
At which point I stormed off, muttering words to myself that do not belong in a Disney Park.