What did you watch this week sexy angels (07/31-08/06)CLOSED
Godzilla VS Kong (2021 DVD): The story here is dumb. I’m sorry, it’s very very dumb. One of the reasons I enjoyed the two previous movies is because the story was actually pretty good. But let’s be honest, that’s not the main reason we’re here and this one was amazingly bombastic in action. Whoooweeee! King Kong goes from waking up scratching his butt and taking a cool shower to ripping heads off and drinking brain juice. I’m down. Very exciting movie indeed. My rating: 7.5/10
Onward(2020 DVD): Aesthetically impeccable, filled with exciting moments and positive messages (Have faith in yourself to succeed. You can’t always have what you want and sometimes, what you want you already have without knowing it. Etc.) but truth is, the story is a bit weird and there is a lot of occult stuff. But then again, Walt Disney is Evil, just like pretty much everything else on earth, am I right or am I right? My rating: 7/10
Luca (2021 Disney+): I’m sorry y’all, I just can’t with this one. I tried once, and couldn’t d get through it. Tried again, couldn’t get into it. It’s a baby ass film that makes no fricking sense and filled with ugly characters with ugly haircuts and ugly clothes. Urkk. My rating: 4/10
Blood pageant (2021 Tubi): The script is as terrible as you could expect it to be, the acting ranges from bad to worse, we are served mostly obnoxious and cardboard characters, I can do better special effects on TikTok and yet, I stayed to see if at least they would die with fun, bloody fashion. But even the deaths were impressively unentertaining (unless you want to see a girl choke and die within 15 seconds swallowing a strawberry). So yeah, bottom line is, I really don’t know why I spend 2 hours on this when there are so many good films to be seen out there… I’m weird like that. At least I got to see my boys Stephen Baldwin playing the good priest (because yes, this IS a Christian movie) and Snoop Dogg playing, well, Snoop Dogg. One thing is for sure, all the 10/10 ratings are from cast/crew members. There wasn’t even any gore or nudity! WTF? My rating: 2/10
Devil’s acid (2018 Tubi): Okay, if you can’t enjoy a bunch of nonsense, stay away from this one. Otherwise, I do recommend it for its funny script, solid acting and just plain crazy vibe. It would’ve work better as skits or vignettes instead of a dad telling a “story” to his kids, as there was no story, just people tripping balls! Oh and there isn’t any gore or nudity in this one either. Now see, I don’t necessarily need that to enjoy a low-budget horror! I’m not just some gory perv!! Pfft. My rating: 6/10
Peelers (2016 Tubi): “A small town strip club owner must defend her bar, her strippers and her life when violent infected patrons show up on the final closing night and all hell breaks loose. “
Now this one has gore and nudity. Actually, that’s basically all there is to it. Miam miam. I sometimes like to press play on the first movie to be suggested by Tubi after watching something and that was the case here. I enjoyed it for what it was; Bloody, badass, fun and sexy. One thing that was unnecessary was the added CGI blood, they were doing a decent enough job with the corn syrup. Cast was decent enough too. Good job team. Plus they are Canadian! My rating: 6.5/10