Once while waiting in the checkout line at Macy’s I tried to sneak out a quick fart and inadvertently sharted into my own pants. What they don’t tell you is how quickly it turns cold. Was like holding ice cubes in my undies.
shareDamn...
You live a charmed life, man...
It can NOT go on any longer. I take responsibility.
shareCONSTANTLY...UNDERWEAR ARE CHEAPER THAN TOILET PAPER.
shareOkay, I had life-saving abdominal surgery. My entire GI system shut down, and then was a bit... unreliable as it came back to life.
And the time I was so damn happy to be alive that the "accidents" didn't bother me, I just bought some new underwear and a few pairs of brown pants.
I went on FilmBoards once and felt soiled.
shareI once was squatting in the garden, digging some weeds and I lost my balance and fell backwards. As a result, I got some soil down my crack. I kinda liked it... ;)
shareOnce when I was a newborn baby, I soiled myself. I was so embarrassed but it never happened again.
shareOnce, I soiled my knickers when the queue to the loo was too long, I did.
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