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You Know You’re An Old Fart When...(this is an ellipsis)


Looking at the guide for upcoming 2019 Christmas specials and you don’t know any of the singers or groups.

You know you’re an old fart when you can sing the words from “Frosty the Snowman” when you’re past 70

You know you’re and old fart when you can tell the story and go around the house singing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” When you’re past 70

You know you’re an old fart when you can visualize, sing the song from “The Little Drummer Boy” and get misty eyed when you’re past 70

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Where are Andy Williams, Perry Como (singing Ave Maria), Pavarotti, et al

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...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.






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Maybe for you! But, you wouldn’t be able to tell if I was coming or going! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Well, you know how to get rid of wrinkles. Just eat until the wrinkles fill out.

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The wrinkles may fill out, but the blubber keeps increasing. I use to be able to carry my holstered firearm inside my waistband. No longer due to the flab over riding the waist band. I have to lift the flab to reach my weapon! 😊

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So what you're saying is, Quick Draw McGraw, you ain't!

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You two are a hilarious comedy team, in the vein of Rowan & Martin, among others.

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Sometimes, things just go that way...🙇‍♀️

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Hon, I ain’t quick about nothing anymore, except when the potty calls. The sphincter muscles aren’t as strong as they use to be. Talk about scrunch time! And the damn farts you can’t control them anymore! I find myself looking for an empty aisle at Walmart!

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Dang. Excuse me, but I'm glad I don't shop at Walmart.

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Sometimes I try to find a cart with a kid in it wearing diapers. I then can say “Whew! That baby’s diaper needs changing!”

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LOL. I'm not surprised to hear this!

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You do know by now my legs are crossed. I don’t dare move to go take that bath!

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I had a feeling...

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You too? The urge is really strong isn’t it? 😉

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That's not quite what I meant, but oh well. Cheers!

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LOL!

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Found that funny did you? It’s the truth though! It was bad enough when they were perky, but now damn!

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Yep!

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...you and your teeth don't sleep together.

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When everything looks and sounds like shit

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Hells bells, I don’t sleep with the other fart! I do sleep with my remaining teeth though.

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I sleep with my own teeth, thank goodness. And my dentist has assured me that he expects me to keep mine. Hallelujah!

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...you realize that a stamp today costs more than a movie ticket did when you were growing up.

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...you’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

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Oh, you’re good! 👏🏻

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Oh, I have quite a few. I save 'em when I come across 'em.

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...your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

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...you can remember when summer vacation started with June and school started again in September.

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I’m laughing so hard I can’t see to type!🤣 I can’t keep up with you! I was headed to take a bath, but this is more fun!

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This has become a fun thread.

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I definitely started one, didn’t I? I can’t keep up with Miss GlenE. She’s got some winners!

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I can just imagine dewey getting involved in this one.

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We would be on the floor by this time if dewey 😇 was involved.

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It would probably be an all-nighter.

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