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Honest titles

posted 5 years ago by [deleted]
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Jurassic Park - Jaws On Land
The Green Mile - Piss Problems
Léon - Natalie Portman actually went from this to the Star Wars prequels
Up - Breaking your heart in 5 minutes
Battlefield Earth - Adjust the damn camera

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Star Wars A New Hope - Like a Western, only in space.

[–] Stratego (29294) 5 years ago

Speed - Bomb on a Bus (It's often referred to this way, but it really should've been the actual title)
The Room - The Roof

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Speed - the film ends when the bus is saved but for some reason the film keeps going...

[–] ShogunofYonkers (72245) 5 years ago

The Room: A Story of Several Awkward Games of Catch

[–] LauraGrace (15570) 5 years ago

"Carrie" - becoming a woman

[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Like a natural
WO-man
YOU MAKE ME FEEL

[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

Gravity = Or Lack Thereof

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I never thought about how wrong that name actually is XD

[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

Gravity = I Got 99 Problems and I Wish Gravity was One of Them

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): "It's Not As Gory As You Think."

[–] samoanjoes (51305) 5 years ago

Twilight - Fangs a Lot
Transformers - Broken Glasses
Troll 2 - Popcorn Frenzy
Superman - I Believe I Can Fly
Norbit - Fatty Finds a Female
Birdemic - Kaw Kaw
Fight Club - Tyler's Soap
The Happening - A Whole Lotta Nothing Going on
Die Hard - The Gold Watch

[–] RussellNash (2087) 5 years ago

Ghostbusters 3; we watered down the original story. And since the main cast are women, you're a misogynist SOB if you don't like the movie.

The Last Jedi; random scrapped ideas in a 2 hour movie that you'll watch anyway.