Dumb jokes for a rainy Friday night

I'm tired of my grandma! Whenever someone's wedding comes up, she says, "Next is your turn."
So I've decided when someone dies I'm going to say, "Next is your turn, grandma."

You have to stay in shape.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other: "Boy, it's hot in here," to which the other muffin replies: "Yeah! About 400° Fahrenheit!"

Finally! It stopped raining.

What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?

Cool Music.

What were Ron Goldman's final words before he was murdered?? "Hey Nicole, it's OJ"..

Grandma, can you make a sound like a frog?
Why?
Because Daddy says when you croak we're going to Disneyland!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.