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How do you be smelling right now

posted 6 years ago by zephyr_cape (2979)
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An hour ago... like a wet, fermented salmon.

Now... nativity scene.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yup. Like muthafuc*n’ Christmas my brother, with a hint of cherry-lime mike’s. Don’t judge.

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

Living our best life!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

LOL! Right??

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

https://www.auracacia.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/1600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/u/aura-cacia-frankincense-organic-essential-oil-190831-front_4.jpg

L I F E S T Y L E

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yeah? You into that weird shit huh?

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

https://i3.pureformulas.net/images/product/large/myrrh-oil-blend-20-pure-1-oz-by-now.jpg

MANGERMAN ENGAGE

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

And lo! The three wise men didst bringeth the baby Jesus yonce loofah; and essential oils of cypress from Whole Foods, with whence to washesth away yon odor of salmon.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Whaaaa...? News to me. Hmph, and they called themselves “wise men”.

My pleasant aroma is simply due to the dank nugs I’m puffing on, although I do appreciate your choices of essential oils and scents!

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

This was before "science" was invented of course.

Ah the colonel's secret recipe blend!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

i think we’re avoiding the most obvious question of all. Why exactly, did you reek of salmon?

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

I can still smell my Old Spice (original) deodorant, and other than that, a hint of manly sweat and my natural pheromones which exude from my alluring confidence and swagger.

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

https://images.spot.im/v1/production/nw05uefniv3w1mlznswh

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

He gets in a tub full of cold water, because by the time he gets out, the water is hot.

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

Beard oil (Cedarwood), Hoppe's #9, Jambalaya, Irish Whiskey & dihydrogen monoxide.

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMMVvS_mmqE

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

"That's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!"

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

Good one. That's waaay beyond 'Little Willie was a chemist'.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Coconuts

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

http://archives.starbulletin.com/97/04/01/features/fiveoc.gif

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72244) 6 years ago

Im going to assume that i smell like rum
In another hour i wont recall posting this
Gonna be a hell of a night

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0249/0819/products/QualiPad_in_use_12x15_1024x1024.jpg?v=1521644386

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72244) 6 years ago

Bro, how did you get my pic?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Sweaty, if that is a smell. Just got back from a long walk. 😛

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

I read that as a bong walk at first.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Oh, I had a bong with me as well. You better believe it! 🤣

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

“see me walkin with a limp, that’s my bong walk”

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[–] SILVERWING (66) 6 years ago

Zestfully clean.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

With my nose.

😎

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