Where's hownos


So he uses us for his own aspirations then discards us.

So typical.

What do Canadians get on their tests?
[spoiler] Eh's [/spoiler]

reply

I think I saw his wife chasing him around the house, carrying her whip. At least I think that's what I saw.

reply

We talked about your peeking in windows habit.

Do we need to have another talk?

reply

Well, it wasn't hard to do - all the curtains were open and the lights were on. Amateur stuff. Hownos' screaming was a bit unsettling.

reply

I know right.

Either shut the curtains or turn off the lights.
He squeals like a 3 year old.
Very embarrassing for him.
More embarrassing for his wife I think.

reply

Well, his wife is pretty hot so maybe she left the curtains open for a reason.

reply

Possibly, maybe so people feel sorry for her.

reply

just call me Gimp

reply

lol!

We already do.

reply

my whole persona changed in two hours.

reply

That'll learn ya to leave for a few hours.

Welcome to the 5,000 club.

reply

I watched Suburbicon and I see why it bombed and thanks

reply

Stick to the Duke.
He never disappoints.

"That'll be the day."

reply

The Duke rarely lets me down

reply

I just recorded Trouble Along the Way.
I haven't seen it in years.

reply

me neither - love Donna Reed so cute

reply

Totally agree.

reply

Don't tell anyone, but he screams like a little girl.

reply

I think this is general knowledge.
At least in Canada it is.

reply

Oh good. Then it's not very likely that he'll beat me up.

reply

I don't think hownos would even hurt an ant.

reply

this is true

reply

The ant or the scream?

reply

ball gag prevents screaming - she's knows what she's doing.

reply

I'm sure she does.
She is Italian.

She made you an offer you couldn't refuse.

reply

I am only allowed out on weekdays

reply

Now that I believe.

reply

Latin blood

reply

It gets you every time.
Believe me, I know.

reply

do tell

reply

Sorry, when you said Latin I thought
Latina. Couldn't help it.

My wife was Hispanic.
She died awhile ago.

I also have somebody in my life now
is who is half Brazilian.

I just can't seem to get enough of them. lol

reply

now you made me cry.

reply

No need to cry, they're not that bad.

reply

the death thing brought me to a halt. sincere condolences.

reply

Sorry, it was just on my mind
apparently.

It was a long time ago.
I appreciate it.

reply

moving on - I always liked the darker complexion/brunettes. we may have something in common

reply

You and me both brother.

reply


How bout an uncle?


😎

reply

I am whipped I admit it

reply

How'd you get away?

reply

I slipped her some Ambien - I should be fine till morning

reply

That could be dangerous. I think folks have been known to sleep-eat on that stuff.

reply

better than being tied up

reply

I was thinking you ought to tie her to the bed, just to be safe.

reply

that was you ??

reply

Everyone needs a hobby.

reply

I was going to ask you to join us but I had a ball gag in my mouth.

reply

Did the gag make you scream like a little girl?

reply

can't alert the neighbors

reply

Believe me, they knew! It's the same every week. They charge admission now, but you have to bring your own snacks.

reply

lets not talk about the tapes

reply

Too late. I saw them on eBay already. I think your neighbor is selling them.

reply

Snoring in his cozy bed id say
Dreaming about math and hockey
That guy i tell ya... A real jerk!
Left us all flat man!!
Do you wanna jump him the next time he comes around..?
Like, i could grab his arms and you could work him over?
He has it coming

reply

Remind me to find my brass knuckles and my taser.

reply

Now GE has to make posts about the dearly departed.

Really disappointed in this clown.

Do you know why Canadians love maple trees?
[spoiler]Because they love to tap that[/spoiler]

reply


LOL again!


😎

reply

I was watching movie and a pretty bad one.

reply

We didn't even notice you were gone.

reply

Well, we did, but we'll never admit it. Quick, erase everything we said!

reply

I fear it's too late.
This will just make his head bigger.

reply


Eh's! LOL!


😎

reply

Finally somebody who appreciates a good Canadian joke.

reply

he is excited

reply

Somebody has to be.
Other than you that is.
Running around outside with your wife chasing you.
What did the neighbors think.

reply

they are used to it after all these years - they throw me food now and then

reply

Lolololol
Having quite the night

reply

Strange thing our safe word is Shogun

reply

Holy shit that just killed me!!!!!!!!!!
Can hardly type

Joke of the weekend...i seriously have a 'laugh headache' from that one

reply

I will take a bow.

reply

Actual tears no lie

I have a top 5 faves list...youre in there you nut!

reply

even Canadian accountants can be funny in a blue moon

reply

Oh man your'e funny as H E 🎿 without even trying!

Hang with you anytime

reply

Are they throwing you Tim Horton biscuits?

reply

those tea biscuits last forever.

reply

Save them for the nuclear blast.

reply

I can send you some to feed the hogs - better than the taste of croft

reply

Anything would be better than that.
It makes me want to run to the biffy.

reply

9000

reply

Sure enough.
We're getting there.

reply

Interesting,another doppleganger.I wonder how many are there🤔

reply


😎

reply


I thought it was your week to watch him.


😎

reply

We really need to get this straightened out.
We can't have a Canadian running amok like this.
It's just not decent.

reply


That's true, eh?


😎

reply

After tonight it needs to take high priority.

reply


Very high priority.


😎

reply

You have no idea.

Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
[spoiler]They aren't allowed to bare arms[/spoiler]

reply

Oh snap!!
hownos is sure to get angry by this...
Im backing away

reply

He deserves it.
He's a Canadian after all.

reply

I know right?!?
Who has the balls to say they're Canadian?

Ridiculous really!

They're like 'blah blah hockey blah cold blah blah gonna do whatevever America was into 8 years ago blah hockey blah'

Is Canidummy a proper nick for our boy?

reply

It's not something you brag about.

He's up to something.
Him and his five golden touques.
Have a swig of maple syrup and just stop already.

THAT is a great name.
I say we make it a rule.

reply

Canadians eh... Bunch of 'hosers' eh

9017 you sexy bitch!

Lets crush 10k for you this next few weeks coming up
We can nail your 10k to the wall around the time the board reaches 100k id bet


reply

It might be pretty close to the same time.

We only have about 450 hours to do it.
We may have to do this again next weekend.
Oh well.....I mean if we have to I guess we will.

reply

I am amazed at the traffic/silliness last night!

It was a thing to behold...i even made some freinds and patched stuff up with someone i though hated me

Pure gold

Im on board to keep gunning
Lets roll out homie

reply

Glad to hear it.
We used to have quite a few of those
nights a little while after this started.

That's where so much of the angst comes
from. We remember what it was at one time.
We can get back there.
We have the technology
We can can make it stronger, faster,
better than it ever was before.

reply

yes we must do this 10000 or bust

reply

Just not tonight, okay?

reply

down the road - I am exhausted from last night

reply

Same here. 😴

reply

Five golden toupees?

reply

i am bald

reply

Where?

reply

that made me laugh. lol

reply

Good. It was meant to.

reply

mrs hownos is well armed - apparently

reply

Well done hownos.
Always a class act.

reply


LMAO over here, godewey!


😎

reply

I am here man.

reply

One of my favorite threads. I think hownos enjoyed it too, for the most part.

reply

This one is hilarious. lmao

reply

It took me a long time to find this thread. Reading through it gave me my first happy tears of the day - the mental picture of you and Mrs H is priceless. 🤣

reply

She is so tiny compared to me which is what made it so funny.

reply

Okay, now I'm laughing all over again. Thanks! I needed it.

reply

And don't forget the short "five golden toupees" exchange where you said, "I am bald." And I replied, "Where?"

reply

one of your funnier threads dewey.

reply

This one is definitely on my top ten of Dewey list. You held your own against the master. But that's why you're The Dean!

reply

It still make me laugh.

reply

Me too. He was so quick with the silly quips.

reply