was he ..............

Reading some 10 year olds review (as best as I can ascertain given their style) apparently the writer intended this to be about fresh water alien who.. something something, did some things, and put a breathing ball of energy into the girl, to transport her back to his home planet for .. reasons. Something about other things, but mostly about making you stop watching mid way to google lampreys.

What a dire movie. I mean, there's leaving things to the imagination, then there is just a sloppy script that says "There you go, horror bits, scary bits, saucy bits.. Now you work it out."

I wasted an entire cask of wine on this. I want my $11 back.

Both. A Fishien

Totally a very disappointing ending.

I mean the film was weird never mind the guy… but WTF, really?!

One thought:
He had a thing for red heads?
He says to her in the boat ‘you have a bit of red in your hair’ and then all the women in the triangle thing all had red hair!