Just a waste


Lynch telling his fans to f'off. That's all this expensive, time-consuming exercise was. He could have done that with a five minute youtube video.

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That's all huh?

Amazing that so many fans enjoy it then. You should have informed us all sooner and guided our thought process.

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You’re more of a coffee and pie fan than a hard Lynch devotee?

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I'm definitely not a devotee of any celebrities. Lynch fell off with Inland Empire and this was more of the same. I applaud him for pulling this joke on his "hard devotees," I just wish I hadn't wasted my time realizing what he was doing.

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Far from being a ‘joke’, Twin Peaks The Return is a Herculean 18-hour epic that resurrects not only the world and characters of Twin Peaks, but reunites Lynch with many of the cast and crew from his legendary career, who are all utterly devoted to the man. Rather than provide the vacuous fan service that it seems you wanted, he made what will probably be considered his masterpiece.

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You do just fine until you construct this moronic straw man:

"Rather than provide the vacuous fan service that it seems you wanted"

What compelled you to veer off into a logical fallacy? You were making a decent point and then you just thought, "Hey, let me shoot myself in the foot by insulting the person I'm having an exchange with." Did that make you feel better? It made your good point invalid. Was that worth it?

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You’re mistaking an explanation for an ‘insult’.

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No I'm not. But you know that.

This conversation is over. Have a nice life.

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Of course you are. I simply explained why you were disappointed with S3 (it’s the same reason many fans of the original series found it challenging) and you took it personally.

Most people come around eventually so you should give it a rewatch, perhaps after bingeing Lynch’s best films.

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Season 3 is completely copied from a Bible story. That is a total secret, but I tell you, it's the truth.

I think Lynch is just trying to prepare the world for how crazy and weird these times are truly going to get.

Season 3 is prophetic, Lynch is really trying to tap into the reality of the Jewish God. Which is odd I'll admit, since Lynch is more about Eastern spirituality in public interviews. But for one reason or another, Season 3 is rigidly Biblical.

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This is the best theory I've read about season three. Lynch is forgiven.

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Read the story of Jacob in the book of Genesis. There is over 20 parallels with this and Cooper's story in Season 3.
Genesis 27 through Genesis 35. There's a few things that Cooper also takes from the stories of Jacob's two sons - Joseph and Judah. But it is mainly Jacob's story.

1) Leah and Rachel are indeed Janey-E and Diane. Jacob is given a wife he doesn't want (Leah), just as Cooper is given a wife he doesn't want (Janey-E). But oddly enough it is the sister of this unwanted wife that the main character truly loves (Diane/Rachel).
2) Jacob stealing cattle from Laban is exactly the same as Cooper stealing money from the Mitchum's casino. Which makes Laban equivalent to the Mitchum brothers.
3) Fighting the Bob demon hand to hand is exactly like when Jacob is wrestling with the angel.
4) Esau is indeed like the Doppelganger. They both have long hair and look identical to the main character. Esau and the doppelganger both want to kill the main character.

There is just a few examples, there's plenty of more examples.

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I think the Lodge is the newest incarnation of God. And I think the Lodge is a great modern day depiction of God.

The Lodge gives us the impression of a spiritual dimension, of an extra divine reality. Even with this extra spiritual dimension, it does still seem as if God is absent. But the Lodge, this spiritual dimension, is sentient and has a mind of its own.

We have gone from Yahweh (the Jewish God) to Jesus Christ and now, the newest incarnation of God is the Lodge. I really like this new look that God has got going on. Judaism was way too exclusive, and not a single person understands the Gospels because of how cryptic they are. This time, I think God (the Lodge) will be entering our reality. Twin Peaks Season 3 is then a "New, New Testament" or a Third Testament.

Which makes me believe that the current era that humanity is in right now will be a transformative time. You see it in the news with Covid and the Ukraine situation...I have no idea how far or how close we are to this transformation, but we are close.

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I like how you think.

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If you want the list of parallels, I can dm it. There are almost 30 parallels. I actually gotta add one or two more parallels that I recently also found.

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Sure, message me here.

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It was ok...everything except dougie

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