Stone Cold Steve Austin as Columbo

Columbo shows up at the scene of the crime in his pickup truck. Asks for a beer before starting. Tells the other investigators how stupid they are and cusses them out. Questions the suspects with a "WHAT?" after every statement. Finally catches the perpetrator and tells them "That's the bottom line because Columbo said so."

The criminals would be afraid to lie to him.

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I thought about it and puked in my mouth a little.