Here I rank the Indiana Jones movies.

Yours is obviously a joke response. My actual rankings:

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark - about as much fun as a kid could have in the theater when it came out
2. Temple of Doom - almost as much fun as the first
3. The Dial of Destiny - a fun return to the original spirit
4. The Last Crusade - feels more like a parody of an Indiana Jones movie most of the time
5. The Crystal Skull - nothing redeeming about this whatsoever

Mine goes:

#1 Temple of Doom
#2 Raiders of the Lost Ark
#3 Last Crusade
#4 Dial of Destiny
#5 Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Maybe I was wrong. The Indiana Jones franchise along with Star Wars was the best created background of Hollywood and I especially enjoyed the videogames.

1. Krystal Skull - lots of beautiful imagery and a great ending as a newer film.
2. Dial Of Destiny - existential newness
3. Temple Of Doom - intriguing second movie which doesn't have the flaws
4. Raiders Of The Lost Ark - an okay movie
5. Last Crusade - liked it the least because of it's serious religious nature. It's like dealing with a damn sword.

I'm in the minority.
Raiders-10/10 A really great action adventure movie with really good characters and action scenes.
Last Crusade-10/10 as good as Raiders but I have to rank it second.
Kingdom of Crystal Skull-7/10 I understand people not liking this one but I enjoy it. Not at all as good as Raiders and Last Crusade but I do enjoy it.
Dial of Destiny-6/10 mainly due to the unresolved story. Indy is framed by the bad guys for murder and that is never resolved. I admit I did enjoy it a bit despite that but that unresolved plot point makes it inferior.
Temple of Doom-1/10 I know I am in the minority but I never liked this movie. The kid Round Top is annoying. The Love interest is annoying. And the action scenes and villains are just inferior to the other movies imo. I also agree with Nostalgia Critic that it's ridiculous that almost everyone hates the nuke fridge scene in the 4th and yet nobody thinks him and the 2 other characters jumping out of an airplane, onto a raft, and then falling into a creek is as ridiculous. Sorry but I do not like this one at all, prefer 4 and 5 to it, and am in the minority.

I rank this pretty low on troll posts though :(

NIce troll post.

1. Last Crusade
2. Fate of Atlantis (computer game)
3. Raiders
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4. Temple of Doom
5. Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (if i would split it up, some episodes would be definitely above Temple, but also some below Crystal Skull)
6. Dial of Destiny
7. Crystal Skull

1 is the only good ( great ) one

2 and 3 are straight up trash

i never bothered with 4 or 5