Kevin Smith has ruined my life. Shame on you.

Now that Kevin replace my favorite 80's cartoon homoerotic hero with a girl, ew. Who am i suppose to masturbate too now. And don't say Lion-O, im not into Bestiality. Really how i suppose to live without those big muscular arms glistening in the sun while he presses his hard body against his enemy to subdue them. Its a totally disgrace that this god like man is being replace with a women with breast ewww and a Vagina ewww. I demand that Kevin Smith be fired and bring He-man back to his origins of magnificent pecks, hard abs and that mysterious bulge between his crotch. Teela Show must end.