When he goes through puberty, how do you think Thing can lose his virginity? Digesting a girl to merge with her genetic structure isn't exactly a good way to get your rocks off. I bet Thing is probably a chronic masturbator. Who would ever want to make love to him?
shareA rapist loses his virginity every time he rapes.
shareHuh?
shareWhat I mean to say is that, for the Thing, every time is like the first time.
sharestill don't get it
shareI don't get it as well... Did you morph into another person, or are you still Metatron1970?
shareI don't get either of your reponses. Try again.
shareI guess I should have asked instead "Which of Thing's transformations do you think was sexiest?" He probably is gonna be all male for awhile down there in Antarctica since there aren't any women for Thing to merge with.
shareSex didn't seem to be a priority for The Thing even though he was frozen for quite the long time. He seemed to be in survival mode.
shareI thought it was strongly suggested Thing fucked both Wilford Brimley and TK Carter--tastefully offscreen.
shareIn the 2011 version there was a woman around (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and he still didn't seem interested in sex.
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