Say something positive about Michael Myers
Only kills on Halloween...At least he's consistent
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shareHe understands the patience is a virtue.
shareHe's in excellent physical shape.
"Yes, tubing, my precious one! Haven't you ever tubed?!" - Ida
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I was almost going to say that exact same thing, Nan.
"Yes, tubing, my precious one! Haven't you ever tubed?!" - Ida
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He's a family man...
shareHe is slimmer than Captain Kirk...
I love Debi Sue Voorhees:
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He had an uncanny ability of showing up right when the chicks were taking their clothes off.
Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.
He seems to take pride in his craft-
Gotta respect that in a world full of slackers, potheads and crybabies
He is stealthful enough to always blend in with his surroundings.
shareHas a 6th sense for knowing which high school girls "put out".
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