1. The "Chester Plate" line...funny as hell. 2. Jessica's on trial, for murder, and she recognizes one of the jurors. The way she suggested that they should get together soon, that just had me howling laughter.
There are hundreds of great ones, of course, but one line that stands out in my mind is delivered by Doris Roberts (playing Father Tim's mother). She is not at all pleased that he has brought a woman (Corinne) home. While her son is in the parlour, she is sweet as can be, offering her cookies, etc. Then, as soon as her son leaves the room, she pounces on Diana Canova's character. Grabbing her by the throat, she shouts: "You've ruined my life, you slut!" She reverts to "kindly mode" when her son comes back from the kitchen, and goes for Corinne's throat again as soon as he leaves. Doris is FANTASTIC in that scene.
2. Jessica's on trial, for murder, and she recognizes one of the jurors. The way she suggested that they should get together soon, that just had me howling laughter.
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I just watched this one again. She goes on to do the "Volcano Dance" she and the lady had done together a PTA fundraiser. LOL
I know it's not a funny line, but the speech Barney Gerber gives to Jody in the hospital about his wife after Jody has swallowed the pills is beautiful. Really nicely written.
In the middle of Season one, Ingrid starts packing up her things and stuffs a half full glass of wine nonchalantly into the bag as she mutters that she needs to get going. I almost peed myself at that one.